A: I thought I had a perfect poker face, but nerves and exhaustion snapped the “suspenders of my rationality,” causing a micro-expression mutiny. Hearing I looked like Hannibal Lecter was thrilling! It’s hilarious how a mismatch between my eyes and mouth made even a simple blink look suspicious.
But as the saying goes, “Don’t blame the mirror if your face is crooked.” It’s healthier to embrace your unique self than to worry about what others think. I won’t reject society’s mirror; next time, I might just sport a face like a Soga Shohaku Chinese lion! 😉