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    You might have heard wild stories about Google asking candidates how many golf balls fit in a school bus 🚌⛳ or why manhole covers are round 🕳️. Believe it or not, we actually used to ask those kinds of tricky brainteasers—or 「とんち」 (tonchi) questions! 🧠💡 We thought they were a great way to see how people handle pressure 💦 and think on their feet 👟.

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  • His Excellency, Count Rice-Cooker

    In the dim gloom of the room stood a terrifying yet exquisite creation in pitch-black: Zojirushi’s finest induction-heating pressure rice cooker, the ”ENBUDAKI(炎舞炊き).” My heart hammered violently against my ribs before this monstrous masterpiece of engineering, whose multi-stage heaters mimicked dancing flames to swirl each grain of rice with tempestuous grace.

    To prepare rice was no simple act of satisfying physical hunger; for me, it was a trial of the spirit—a direct communion with the divine. As my trembling fingers brushed the sleek touch panel, a cold electronic chime pierced the silence like a trumpet of doom. What destiny should I select? The miraculous Extreme Keep Warm, or the sublime Brand Rich Flavour, tailored to draw out every drop of sweetness? Should I choose the proud, disciplined character of Crisp & Firm, or surrender to the sensual, comforting embrace of Sticky & Soft? Before this abyss of dizzying choices, my spirit tottered.

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    Welcome.
    This is ‘Your Sanctuary.’
    But it’s mine now.
    Take it back…
    …if you can.

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    God, give us grace to accept with serenity
    the things that cannot be changed,
    Courage to change the things
    which should be changed,
    and the Wisdom to distinguish
    the one from the other.

    Reinhold Niebuhr, The Serenity Prayer

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    The bravest birds fly in the rain,
    And then the soft sun through the drops
    Decides some things will turn out bright,
    One at a time then all at once.

    An afternoon can feel so right,
    The sky is smooth,
    The day is wide,
    A dry as safe as a home at night.